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The Co-Worker Christmas Party

by Willie Wardlaw

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A song for the holiday season. Listen to it with the one's you love.

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I'd like to know where you got the notion
to pass me up on my rightful promotion
This corporate hell-scape is less than divine
You've got a lot of asses to kiss
and you can start with mine

I might as well pour myself another drink
and tell all you assholes what I really think
Tis the season of giving and give I will
You're all full of shit
and I've had my fill

I bust my ass every day for you
and now you want my Wednesday evening too
That's a really shady thing to do
Fuck you

I still haven't got my last deposit
Richard and Jan are fucking in the closet
I had a point here but I think I lost it
Happy holidays fuckers

I believe in Santa and I believe in karma
I've had enough of this workplace drama
I hope you all get stockings full of reindeer guts

My friends look at me as if I'm deranged
but I know that they all this all arranged
With the hands of a surgeon I unzip my pants
and take a piss in the office plants

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released December 14, 2022
All music composed and performed by Willie Wardlaw

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Willie Wardlaw Springfield, Missouri

Willie Wardlaw is a solo musician based out of Springfield Missouri U.S.A. He has been writing and recording music for over half of his life and continues to work with other musicians and bands.

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